it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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