cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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