margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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