You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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