Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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