so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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