IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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