you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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