I'm laying in your front yard are you home
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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