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  I am puke

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk

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• (360): View more from Washington

  The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i can recognize that vagina from a mile away

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  the night was just a blur of sex and pie

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