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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I am puke

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• (714): View more from California

  Letd wlk him

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  Lrtd walek hime

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  Lets wlk home,,,ther we go

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?

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  Her vagina devoured it.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.

  (1-704): View more from North Carolina

  1. Thanks. 2. No.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything

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