So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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