Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
We were destined to go to rehab together
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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