the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
pray to the hookup gods
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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