my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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