Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
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All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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