go do what you do best...puke behind churches
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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