Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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