You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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