hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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