Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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