I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm always down for nudity.
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