If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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