I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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