the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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