This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
ttyl tear gas
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
