can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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