So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
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Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
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