do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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