What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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