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He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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