His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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