the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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