I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
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turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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