why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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