While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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