you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
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I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Can I color on your dick again?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm always down for nudity.
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