Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10