last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.