You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
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Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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