She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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