I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Can Purell be used as lube?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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