how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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