i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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