Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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