There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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