So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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