She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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