And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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