none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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