3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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