All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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