What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
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brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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