Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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