dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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