is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
