I must be too annoying 4 u.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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