We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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