I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I need water and some morals
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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