We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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